Croans are zen-like questions or statements concerning a crow. If you meditate on these every day for three days or one year, whichever is shorter, you will get enlightened.

• What is the difference between a crow?
• Would a crow by any other name caw as loudly?
• All crows are crows, except others.
• If you were the only crow in the world, would you still love other crows?
• Can you remove the blackness from a crow?
• If you killed a single crow, would it still be murder? What if it was married?
• What is the smell of one wing flapping?
• If a crow caws in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it, would you still be suspicious?
• If you meditate on a crow, will it get crushed?