Croans are zen-like questions or statements concerning a crow. If you meditate on these every day for three days or one year, whichever is shorter, you will get enlightened.

  • What is the difference between a crow?
  • Would a crow by any other name caw as loudly?
  • All crows are crows, except others.
  • If you were the only crow in the world, would you still love other crows?
  • Can you remove the blackness from a crow?
  • If you killed a single crow, would it still be murder? What if it was married?
  • What is the smell of one wing flapping?
  • If a crow caws in the forest and there‚Äôs no one around to hear it, would you still be suspicious?
  • If you meditate on a crow, will it get crushed?